aubreejude:

nate-arden:

aubreejude:

Oh, my God, Nathaniel, you can’t just ask someone if it’ll be a nude photoshoot.

Do you want to do something fun?

…You want to model nude go to Taco Bell?

I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD, Nate, you’re so stupid!

Is butter a carb?

#am I the only one that thinks of Jay/Kanye/Beyonce as the Golden Trio and Rihanna is Ginny?

aubreejude:

Kanye can handle the responsibility for a water bottle - he can handle everything else.

I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like ‘oh, great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle’.